Cat: Attention, plix
Me: I can’t right now, I’m busy typing something
Cat: Pay attention to me, now!
Me: No, I told you…
Me: Oh, shush you!
Cat: Naaaaa-ooooow! Naaaaa-ooooow! Naaaaa-ooooow!
Me: Oh, ok, come here then
Cat: Noes! You come to ME!
Me: Why don’t you just come here so that I can scratch your head?
Cat: No! You come here. I’m sitting my butt down right over here and wait for you
Me: Fine, suit yourself then. I’ll just ignore you
Cat: … Hello?
Me: I’m ignoring you
Cat: But I’m so cute! Look at me!
Me: No, I won’t look at you
Cat: But, but, I’ve fallen over! I’m broken cat! Look!
Me. Stop it!
Cat: Look! I’ve fallen over! Look at my fluffy tummy!
Me: Now you’re just being silly
Cat: Look at me stretching! Look at my fluffy tummy! It’s very soft, I promise!
Me: Well, you are pretty cute…
Cat. I really am!
Me: Oh, okay then. I’ll come over and pet your tummy.
Cat: NO! I won’t let you! I will make crazy noises and run away one meter as soon as you come close to me!
Me: What the hell?
Cat. Chase me…
Cat: Come on, chase me, you know you want to!
Me: No way, little dude
Cat: But I’m so cute! Come get me. I won’t run this time. Promise!
Me: You sure?
Cat: Yes. Come pick me up!
Me: Ok, here goes, no sudden moves, I’ll just…
Cat: NO! Don’t touch me! I’m having a complete spaz out and running around the entire apartment! Waah!
Me: What do you WANT from me? Fuck this, I’m going back to my computer.
Cat: … Hello?
Cat: Are you mad at me?
Me: No, I’m not mad at you
Cat: Could we cuddle?
Me: Ok, come here then, here’s my lap
Cat: Could you pick me up?
Me: Ok, little one, come here
Cat: This is nice
Me: Yes, it is
Cat: I approve
Me: I can’t type now, though
Cat: It doesn’t matter. Scratch my head now, human
Me: Okay, just for a little bit…