Shit My Boyfriend Says – Valentine’s Edition

Shit My Boyfriend Says

“But you smell so nice! It’s like warm roses”

Two years later and our honeymoon is still not over. I’ve hit the jackpot.

 

Shit My Boyfriend Says

Supportive boyfriend is supportive  =)

Shit My Boyfriend Says

 

Well, I’m keeping THIS for a rainy day :)

 


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I got a buddy pack and now Boyfriend is trying it out. Mostly for my sake. This really is not the kind of game he usually plays.

Me: “Hun, it’s getting sort of late, I’m going to bed”
BF: *frenetically punches the keyboard*
Me: “It’s after midnight and…”
BF: “I know  I KNOOOW!” *swats with his hand, keep punching all his buttons*

 

As I go to bed I hear snippets of frustration:

“Why won’t it…?!”
“And who the fuck are you?!”
“And why is he on a fucking turtle?!”


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Me: I could kill for a pizza

Him: I could kill for a piss!

Me: I feel we have different needs right now

 

 

Shit My Boyfriend Says

Another one of those “speaking of which” nights when we lie in bed and talk aimlessly about anything and nothing, like one does, when one want to talk about ones day with the man one loves:

Me: So I watched this documentary about the mating habits of leopards, and…
Him: Lepers?!
Me: NO! L-e-o-p-a-r-d-s!
Him: Oh! Yeah. That would have been weird. A documentary about the mating habits of the lepers of the Serengeti…
Me: *Turns off light*

 


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Shit My Boyfriend Says

In bed, about to fall asleep, his hand lands on my head.

Him: Oh, that’s your head?
Me: Yes, that is my head
Him: Troll Herbert?
Me: No! I said “that’s my head”
Him: Who the fuck is Troll Herbert?
Me: I don’t know! I said “THAT’S MY HEAD”
Him: What? That doesn’t sound anything like Troll Herbert
Me: I KNOW



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