Shit My Boyfriend Says

In bed, about to fall asleep, his hand lands on my head.

Him: Oh, that’s your head?
Me: Yes, that is my head
Him: Troll Herbert?
Me: No! I said “that’s my head”
Him: Who the fuck is Troll Herbert?
Me: I don’t know! I said “THAT’S MY HEAD”
Him: What? That doesn’t sound anything like Troll Herbert
Me: I KNOW

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